Freed from your fears and feelings of insecurity..
You will speak out boldly without hesitation or embarrassment. Your opinions will be sought out and valued.
People will trust your ability to get the job done. When you know you can do it, others willingly accept your authority. [Coughs. I can’t bring myself to tell you how mistaken this belief is, but it is.]
You will cope more effectively with the hassles of everyday living. When you are in control of your life, difficult people and situations lose their power to upset you. [So, how do you regard people who acquire sobriquet’s along the lines of e.g. ‘Teflon Tony’, ‘Rhino Rind Ronnie’, etc. etc? Do you really want to join their ranks?]
Exciting opportunities you can't imagine right now will present themselves to you. And you'll be ready to respond. [You’ll recognize this process. It begins with an encouragement, delivered by a minion sent from on high, to clear your desk. This is followed by a procession, led by yourself with a hunk from security at your rear, all the way to the entrance door via the offices of your rivals. It’s a right of passage you’ll remember for the rest of your life as you are never allowed back.]
You will know how to turn any negative situation into a positive one, and use it to your advantage. [Otherwise recognized as BS.]
You'll be able to negotiate from a position of strength on a new car, a house, a bigger raise, or a better job. [Laughs! They will see you coming. They know you’re full of the BS mentioned above and will use it against you to charge you for extra’s you never knew existed before.]
You will feel a tremendous sense of control over your life and the direction it takes in the future. [Delusion is a cheap alternative to organized religion if you are too mean to donate your tithe.]
You will be free to do the work that's important to you, instead of yielding to the wishes of others. [Unemployment is a great opportunity to do as you please.]
You can live every day consistent with what you believe and what you desire. [Create your own planet but don’t forget to take the tablets otherwise the planet the rest of us are on will cause you major heartache.]
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